I got French Dip for lunch today. I should have just bought 10 tubs of au jus. I love it. Broth has always felt very restorative to me.

I got this amazing, very cheap eBay vintage dress on a $8 whim, and it is amazingly cut. It gives the illusion of Kelly Osbourne curves. Seriously. It is polka-dotted, but tiny dots. Tiny tiny. It has those side pockets that are directly on the side of the garment and go around the bend, and the waist is nipped in. It barely fits in the waist.

Now I just have to wear it to work and bake cookies for everyone and smile all the time!

Ooh, with gloves.

Stomach cancer is associated with high salt in the diet, smoking, and low intake of fruits and vegetables. It is more common in men.

Dear Meowlet's Friends List:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of 800 billion USD. If you would assist me in this transfer, it would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gramm, lobbyist for UBS, who (God willing) will be my replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a former U.S. congressional leader and the architect of the PALIN / McCain Financial Doctrine, you may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation movement in the 1990s. As such, you can be assured that this transaction is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully,

Minister of Treasury Paulson

( Kentwood, Alaska? )

I try to find twins at least once every election cycle.

We're not ra$cists your are illegal

First 100 Days plan
1. Play pool
2. Make Jessface
3. PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST OH GOD MY EYES ARE BURNING ????
4. Profit!

The last three posts on my friends list are about coffee. From more than one poster, even. And they all use black & white icons. Wow, how narrow is my friends-view?

I for one encourage writing about coffee. It is a wonderful thing.

I love this style of paperback art.

Look what my boyfriend found on the internet!

It is not boobs. Well, there are bosoms. They are covered.

On I-405.

Ashtrays. Use them! Even if you twist the burning butt out, it may soon become a burning bush.

I called 911 but they already had it.

Have you ever had a word in your head repeatedly all day, regardless of whether you know it's a real word?

Today I had the word "spinbifida" in my head. Although it sounds made up (and probably is), I have a very strong feeling it exists. And it keeps popping up in my head, as if it's a complete thought and/or belongs there. WTF?!

Fashion 101. Two mistakes here.


1. Flared jacket with... flared pants? Yes, that is balanced.

2. Too-tight tops with too-tight pants. Not flattering on anyone.

Hmmm. Who does this resemble? Maybe just a little bit?

"Under My Thumb" is a creepy song.

Hmm. I bought a Wonder-Woman blue nail polish with huge sparkles in it, which was probably a mistake in and of itself. However, now that I'm applying it over OPI Nail Envy, it smells like sulphur. Like a perm.

Is this dangerous for my health? Ew. I think I'm removing it.

http://www.wsdot.wa.gov/Traffic/seattle/

Ugh. Suddenly my reverse commute is BAD?!

Frustrating.

Pet peeve: American journalists on NPR that pronounce words in a way that is clearly not correct (or at the very least, irritating). The plural of the word "swath" is not "swathes". At least not here. Anyone?

I saw the most disturbingly vague sign for a business in a strip mall the other day. I was driving, so it was just a title in a sea of other titles:

"Homeschool Potpourri"

Was it a school? A potpourri manufacturer? A crazy person's dream?